I like nice people and funny things.
Also, I make videos sometimes. Jambo.
Girls I know always ask me why I don’t go to the tanning beds and tell me that I should to look better. Look- you do you, babes. I’m cool with my pale skin, though. No need.
It makes me so mad when girls tell me this even though I just got two moles removed because my dermatologist thinks they’re precancerous.
Yeah, I’m with you on that. There is a scary amount of cancer in my family and I’m always getting checked. I’m not putting myself at more risk than I already am. Don’t mind them, babe. We both are rocking our natural skin. 😘
you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk
i’m into really low commitment hangouts like lying on the floor near each other or falling asleep together or falling into an endless void together
People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers” your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am.
You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you.